"1000 miles away, 2 hearts, 1 soul..."

Sun Jun 28

Scorpion update

Yes, I have seen one. I tried to catch it, but the sucker ran back into the wall.

Yes, I walk around with my boots on at all times. Even in my jim jams.

Yes, I check the couch every time I sit on it. Not that I even need to sit on the couch, my TV doesn’t work.

Neither does my microwave.